Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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