Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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