You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
We got so high we made milksteak
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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