so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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