Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
We left the knife in your bed.
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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