Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
not ubering you a puppy
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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