Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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