I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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