We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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