you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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