my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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