She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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