I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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