You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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