the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize