Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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