In the future we'll all be gay
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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