Welp...herpes.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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