Is it normal to miss your booty call?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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