I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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