I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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