She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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