i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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