You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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