but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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