We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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