just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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