Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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