I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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