Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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