It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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