This girl is more easily done than said...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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