guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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