love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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