How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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