similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman