just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini