ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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