How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Vodka?
Forever.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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