Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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