She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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