you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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