I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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