I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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