i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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