May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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