Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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