Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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