I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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