Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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