I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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