I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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