Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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