Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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