STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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