God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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