I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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